#NotRacists Be Like: The Top 10 Phrases Used by People Who Claim They Are Not Racist

9. “I dated a black guy/girl … ”

A few days ago I received a message from a not-racist woman who genuinely wanted to know why I used the phrase “white people” (and its more hilarious cousin, “wypipo”). I patiently replied to her (I don’t always clap back, but when I do, it’s in the mailbag), and she wrote back that she understood. She explained that she wasn’t racist because her ex-husband was black and she had half-black children. Which left me wondering:

  • Who are these black men and women dating these clueless white people and leaving them as unwoke as they found them?
  • You gon’ let her raise your kids, bruh? For real?
  • Who told wypipo that when a black penis enters a white vagina (or vice versa), the orgasm gives them a special immunity to being a bigot?
  • If so, where does it go? (The racism, not the penis, stupid.)
  • Instead of the March on Washington or the Montgomery Bus Boycott, should we have just marched around the country having orgies?

Source: #NotRacists Be Like: The Top 10 Phrases Used by People Who Claim They Are Not Racist

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